I'm Always Amused By Reddit Posts About Jalopnik.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 02/29/2016 at 17:58 • Filed to: None

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First: Murdersofa gets called out. Second: I hope (most) of you guys enjoy your new found youth.

I’m not sure who the Blazer post is aimed at, Bandit maybe?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:00

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Reddit is just people rehashing things found on 4chan anyways.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:01

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Or certain people’s mother’s Saturn Vue.

/s

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:02

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Does he not realize reddit is a bunch of 17 year olds using hand me down computers that their parents have parental controls on so they can’t access 4chan?

Bytemite > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:03

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Wait...who here is posting about hand-me-down POS cars?

Berang > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:04

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LOL REDDIT.

Wacko > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:07

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I’m more than double that age.

That and I don’t even remember his last post about his murdersofa.

sonicgabe > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:09

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Hey! I’m 40. I only act 17.

MultiplaOrgasms > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:09

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That man is speaking the truth though. The number of posts about obscure italian and french cars is too damn low.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:11

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Hand-me-down cars my arse. We drive SR-71s on Oppo and build LS engines for pennies!

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:13

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There’s something wonderful to me about websites complaining about other websites, like how Hooniverse commenters will only refer to Jalopnik as THAT OTHER SITE.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Wacko 02/29/2016 at 18:14

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Like 3 days ago

certified cool guy > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:18

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And reddit is full of rich snobby 25 year olds with BMWs and Mercedes Benz

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:26

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And reddit is a bunch of dicks.

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:27

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Post about Oppo without mention of Miatas?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/29/2016 at 18:30

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Reposters reposting reposts from 4chan.

FIFY.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 18:44

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He called Oppositelock by its endearing nickname. He has a 2004 Marauder and a 1996 Bronco, and he’s complaining about Blazers??

Will give him credit for the old 745i.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > certified cool guy 02/29/2016 at 18:47

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Prob not rich. Like the mid-20s guy who turned his nose up at my “just a Mustang” and then got into a ‘14 328i like he was Donald Drumpf.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 02/29/2016 at 18:59

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Pretty positive there was an Opponaut with a Marauder, Bronco, and 745i(manual swapped even.... Offroadkarter maybe?

d15b > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 19:05

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Pffft. The community here is vastly better than Reddit. Cheers!

duurtlang > MultiplaOrgasms 02/29/2016 at 19:06

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Obscure cars in general. There’s too much whining*, too much teenage angst and a lack of interesting content. There’s also way too much whining.

Now get off my lawn.

*)yes, I’m a hypocrite

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/29/2016 at 19:07

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LS Powered SR-71S!

certified cool guy > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/29/2016 at 19:13

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I honestly think the Reddit community is one of the douchiest ones on the internet. Bunch of Bernie-loving, upper middle class, cat-obsessed, sex craving, pizza eating 25 year olds who are obsessed with Fallout 4.

scoob > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 02/29/2016 at 19:14

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Can confirm: was 17, my computer, although built by me, was built with hand-me-down parts, and had anything related to cars blocked at one point in time when I was younger.

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/29/2016 at 19:15

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Bag*

Bag of dicks.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 02/29/2016 at 19:16

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I kinda hate reddit.

MultiplaOrgasms > certified cool guy 02/29/2016 at 19:32

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So basically the same as Pornhub commenters.

Urambo Tauro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 02/29/2016 at 19:34

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Dusty Ventures > MultiplaOrgasms 02/29/2016 at 20:05

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Posting comments on porn like it’s YouTube or something is pretty much the weirdest concept in the world to me